Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Pearls of Wisdom

My brain is freezing sans ice-cream and the only thoughts making their way to my fingers sound something like this:

1. When you are sitting next to a guy on an airplane and he is vigorously rolling an unidentified substance between his fingers, 9 times out of 10 it's a booger.

2. If someone says to you, "I don't know what they're talking about, you are totally a nice person"...be offended.

3. Laura Ingalls Wilder is a valid halloween costume selection. A decent backup is an Ace of Spades Card.


Go team.

-JAB

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